Sunday, February 24, 2008

Billy the Kid on Mars, continued

Billy: Dhad burn it m'am. I'm just a plain cow pokey, a torrent edged gibberished poised doggie puncher misplaced on this crimson canal webbed orb soley ambitious for hoarding herded hoardings.
Unknown woman, femme fatale, big nosed kate: You are not so special to me mr. Billy Cowboy Man, without your seeks shooter; my story is far more tragic than your outlaw epiphanies.
Lenny: Muzzle Tov Sputniki.
Billy and Femme: Omigod - Buckarooskies!
Lenny: Is some red planetski here. Da?

Meanwhile in a Denny's outside of Memphis, a mysterious stranger buys a cup of coffee for a tabloid journalist---
Stranger: yeah sure we built the pyramids, and Stonehenge too: but here's something, not many people suspect this even. We built every Stuckey's between Jacksonville, FL and Richmond, VA.

Do you want that sausage?

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